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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Headline of the Day

Republican Denies Back waxing.

Apparently Crist accused Rubio of getting his back waxed. In addition to being hilarious and bizzare, it's damaging. I think. Still haven't figured that one out yet.

If I were a Florida voter, I probably wouldn't have much of a forehead left from beating it on a wall after seeing this whole kerfluffle unfold in 3-D, full color, 24-hours-a-damn-day-o-vision. If they're talking this thing to death in the national media -- well, maybe not to death, but certainly somewhere in the emergency room -- I can only imagine what hell Floridans are in.

Marco Rubio for President? Meh.

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